im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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