you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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