The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The uberlube is also flammable
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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