i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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