Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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