I must be too annoying 4 u.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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