chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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