Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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