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he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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