Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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