woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
two words...techno handjob
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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