i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My breasts were aching with rage.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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