butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
