You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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