But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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