Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish i was in the wii world.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.