TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
