How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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