I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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