i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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