I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
its liver damage thursday
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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