i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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