Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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