Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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