your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
third nipple confirmed
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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