Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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