; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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