what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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