I wish you could order shots online.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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