I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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