after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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