so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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