it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
