Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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