My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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