Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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