unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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