This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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