were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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