Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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