just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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