Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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