First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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