She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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