I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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