I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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