question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
