the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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