i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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