its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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