Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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