...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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