There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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