Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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