hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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