My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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