i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
found the other keg... it's in the tree
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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