I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
