discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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