So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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