i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
please come you make the beer taste better
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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