that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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